Far3well Wish3s

Farewell wish is an act expressing goodwill at parting. Most of the time, one would ask the one leaving to take care and have a safe journey followed by a handshake, a hug or even a goodbye kiss. It is supposed to be warm and touching. It never occured to me that farewell wishes can be funny as well untill recently.

Some of the funny wishes I got;

1. "Enjoy your trip to UK and dont return to Singapore if you are still a virgin."

2. "Dont waste SG air lar, fast fast go breath UK air lar."

3. "Hopefully your plane wont crash into South China Sea."
4. "Safe journey and dont be intimidated by tall people."
5. "Instep only mar, next sem I will get Instep too." quoted from failed instep applicant wai hong

6. "Dont get lost in the 'tall crowd'."

7. "Dont be 'fan shu' there."

8. A friend of mine actually drew a 'ba gua pai' (an eight sided yin yang plate) for protection.

For all others who wish me luck and safe journey, thank you very much. I will surely miss you all very much.